Belami Scandal In The Vatican

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A fictional dating/hookup platform for Vatican employees and Roman fashionistas. Profile prompts include: "Favorite Caravaggio" and "Favorite Bel Ami era (Classic, Golden, or Neo)." The geofence cuts off exactly at St. Peter’s Square. It has never been hacked. It doesn’t need to be. Everyone already knows.

Note: This article is a work of stylistic and speculative fiction. It does not imply any factual connection between the adult entertainment brand Bel Ami and the Holy See.