Worst Roommate Ever - Janice Griffith !full! -

You wake up to a status update that says, "Guess some people just don't know how to respect shared spaces. So tired of being the only adult in this house." You ask her if everything is okay, and she flashes that terrifyingly fake smile and says, "Oh, everything is fine ," dragging the word out just long enough to make you question your sanity.

If you have a Janice in your life, I have one piece of advice: start looking for a subletter, and for the love of god, check their references. Worst roommate ever - Janice Griffith

Every story about the has an uninvited guest. Janice’s was a man named “Chad” (obviously). Chad had no job, no shirt, and a persistent odor of stale cigarettes and broken dreams. He moved in on a Tuesday, claiming it was “just for the night.” Three months later, he was sleeping on the couch, using Megan’s towel, and eating her cereal with his hands. You wake up to a status update that