But of course, nothing about love is ever just a transaction. The film unravels like a sweaty, silk bedsheet: full of twists, absurd humor, and brutal honesty. It asks the question we’ve all whispered into the dark at 2 AM: If the conditions were perfect, would your love still be real?

9/10. (Minus one point for the mistranslation of "ménage à trois" as "kerja sama tiga orang" – which literally means "three-person cooperation." But honestly? That just makes it funnier.)